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No, but: it's surprisingly easy to cross-cast Sweeney Todd with Clarke's characters, if you go loosely and start with Todd as an uncharacteristically active, go-getting Norrell. Lovett as Childermass, Johanna as Arabella, Lucy poss. Emma Pole, and Anthony becomes the silliest Strange ever to go 'wigmaker' rather than 'eternally grimdark'. Cue final scene in which Todd slashes his loyal, dark, mysterious, pie-making mistress across the face with a razor and runs off with Anthony to start a cosplay boudoir. 

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Look, this is why I don't post much. Except on Tumblr, where everyone gets this kind of life-altering revelation dribbled out to them at a rate of one three-word text update per minute. 

Date: 2013-01-08 07:17 am (UTC)
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (Default)
From: [personal profile] nextian
This has seriously instantly become the new carmine kismesis of autocracy for me. You're a genius.

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I put it to you that instead Johanna is the Raven King

Date: 2013-01-08 07:30 am (UTC)
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (Default)
From: [personal profile] nextian
STRANGE: AND JOHN WAS DOUR BUT USKGLASS GLEESOME
IN FAIRY HE WAS KING OF THREESOMES
NORRELL: NO NO! KINGDOMS, NOT THREESOMES
STRANGE: No, I'm pretty sure I had that right

Date: 2013-01-08 08:48 am (UTC)
prodigy: A parody Choose Your Own Adventure book cover with the title "Gay Viking Holiday." (f. m. l.)
From: [personal profile] prodigy
ldkwjfa;slkjfas;lkfjas;lgkad;ggsd

Date: 2013-01-08 07:27 am (UTC)
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (Default)
From: [personal profile] nextian
so like what part of this AU ISN'T PERFECT YOU CAN'T TELL ME BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS NONE OF IT ALL OF IT IS PERFECT

oh my fucking god a little priest, what is it in this universe, a little actual political power

Date: 2013-01-08 07:34 am (UTC)
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (Default)
From: [personal profile] nextian
we are history's greatest minds, Gogol. I hope you know that.

Date: 2013-01-08 07:48 am (UTC)
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (Default)
From: [personal profile] nextian
Gogol the first song. I'm sorry. You probably wanted to maintain punctuation standards here on Dreamwidth where that's normal. I'm not helping. There's a hole in the world like a great dark pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and it goes by the name of... other people's libraries

Gogol there was a hermit and his king. and he was beautiful.

gogol the reprise. there was a hermit and his king, and he was beautiful, saved all his pens and bits of string, and he was beaaautifulllll

Date: 2013-01-08 08:44 am (UTC)
prodigy: A parody Choose Your Own Adventure book cover with the title "Gay Viking Holiday." (what don't you fucking understand??)
From: [personal profile] prodigy
i don't even have anything left to add here

Date: 2013-01-08 09:10 am (UTC)
prodigy: Spiderman protecting chimney. (fappo!)
From: [personal profile] prodigy
Cue final scene in which Todd slashes his loyal, dark, mysterious, pie-making mistress across the face with a razor and runs off with Anthony to start a cosplay boudoir.

I'm just going to keep rereading this sentence actually.

Date: 2013-01-08 07:08 pm (UTC)
prodigy: A parody Choose Your Own Adventure book cover with the title "Gay Viking Holiday." (no men like me)
From: [personal profile] prodigy
Apropos to nothing on this post or any other, I, uh, totally wrote incest fic about droll overnarrated German necromancers and put it on my AO3 account. >_>

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